Josh and Cody 1
This story happened in december of last year and was my first experience with tie-up games.First i guess i should describe myself(I'm a 14 year old white male,long brown hair in a bowl cut that overlaps,i'm alittle chubby though not what you'd call fat.Anyway it's my freshman year here at high school in charlotte(there's your answer newbie)and i'm on the freshmen basketball team with my friend Cody(he's got a similar build and short blonde hair)Cody and i have been friends since grade school and are damn good at b-ball if i don't say so myself.Anywho one day during practice we started bragging about how we had only lost 4 2-on 2 games as a team in the 5 years we had known each other and it just so happens that a sophomore named jack was shooting nearby and overheard us. We knew jack well, he was always playing ball and trying out for the team but was never quite good enough to make it,but talking to him you'd never know that."you guys suck!" he laughed. "I could beat you by myself".
Cody and i had a good laugh at that statement."That's funny Jack because i don't remember u doing it yet even with a partner." I snapped."yeah second string hit the bricks"said Cody.The arguement continued into the lockeroom and beyond until finally as we walked home together the challenge was issued."i bet u guys anything that me and a partner of mine can wipe the floor with you guys."Jack snarled.Once again- -(cue laughter)"no way" said cody."Alright,how bout a hundread bucks says i can!"Suddenly Cody and i were dead quiet.A hundread bucks! We didn't think the guy was that serious!He had never done anything like this before.Now ordinarlly we would have loved a shot at money like this but we were broke except for like 10 bucks(our usual type of bet)and Jack's family was loaded."We don't have that kind of money,"I said "how about we bet $10 on it!" Jack laughed and then spoke...."ha i knew it a pussy bet from two pussies"That was it."look ass-munch we don't have that kind of cash,but we'd love to wipe the floor with you so what else do u want to bet that we can actually pay up on."Well.....There is one thing." he said with a grin.I'll put up my money if u two put up your dignity!" i looked at Cody in amusement."What the crap does that mean? i asked."simple,if u two lose i get to humilate the crap out of u two for a full day!" "you'll basically be my slaves."he said.I chuckled."what kind of humiliation are we talking about?"asked Cody."I'll have to think of it later,but tust me it'll be bad." "well just let us know when u think of it because we're counting the days to being 1oo bucks richer."said Cody.
Anyway the trash talk continued for a couple of days until one day after school the three of us were at my place watching t.v. and some crappy old movie called cobra operation or something like that on video.Anyway it was about these terriost that take over this house and take these two teenagers captive or something like that.As we argued the terrorist tied up the kids and they struggled to get loose."Look at this crap."said Cody."Anybody could get outta that in about 5 seconds and they can't even move." I seconded that."the ropes aren't even tight."Jack once again disagreed with us......I know big surprise there huh people? "You two wouldn't do any better than them, trust me i'm an eagle scout and i've got knots and knowledge that would keep you two twinkie eatin punks squirmin for hours." "i bet u got a merit badge for being the biggest jackass in the scouts Jack." I laughed.But Jack wasn't paying attention to us, he was deep in thought with a light bulb over his head seemingly as it were."That's it." he said."that's what? we asked. "If u two lose to me and my boy i get to tie you both up all day long except when you're doing work for me at my house in between." Ha....You're on" I stated. "and you two will have to wear anything i tell you too!Jack added."Hold on "I said with about 1000 bad wardrobe changes going on in my head."Hey you two said you get out of something like that easy so what difference does it make what u wear?"he asked."A lot" I said.you see cody and i have something else in common folks,since we're a little chubby we don't exactely like showing of our bodies and Jack knew this.
"I'll make u a deal"said Jack."If at anytime you get out of any of my tie-ups you'll be free to go and skip the rest of the days punishment." "so what you're saying is that even if we were to lose to u."said Cody"that if we get loose from even 1 of your tie-ups we walk right then and there....no chores....no other tie-ups...we walk?" "Exactly."said Jack,"and of course you get the money."Cody and i huddled and decided that since the odds of this chump actually beating us were like the cleveland cavs beating the los angeles lakers and since we figured even if we were to lose we could escape this scrawny wimps tie-ups probably on the first one that we would take the bet. Jack informed us that his parents would be away on business that weekend and that we would play the game at his house that morning at 10am. Cody and I told our parents that we might spend the night at Jack's house(just in case we lost)(yeah right) and headed to his house that morning. When we arrived We proceded to crap our pants when Jack introduced us to his 6ft 9 cousin named brad.After putting on our uniforms for good luck and giving each other an emotional pre- game speech we proceded to get our asses whipped in the beginning and make a comeback at the end only to lose by 1 point.By the way Jack didn't even score a point for his team. As soon as the ball went through the hoop on that final basket Cody and i felt the dread and impending doom crawl into our tired and sweat soaked bodies......but the worst was yet to come.
Cody and i had a good laugh at that statement."That's funny Jack because i don't remember u doing it yet even with a partner." I snapped."yeah second string hit the bricks"said Cody.The arguement continued into the lockeroom and beyond until finally as we walked home together the challenge was issued."i bet u guys anything that me and a partner of mine can wipe the floor with you guys."Jack snarled.Once again- -(cue laughter)"no way" said cody."Alright,how bout a hundread bucks says i can!"Suddenly Cody and i were dead quiet.A hundread bucks! We didn't think the guy was that serious!He had never done anything like this before.Now ordinarlly we would have loved a shot at money like this but we were broke except for like 10 bucks(our usual type of bet)and Jack's family was loaded."We don't have that kind of money,"I said "how about we bet $10 on it!" Jack laughed and then spoke...."ha i knew it a pussy bet from two pussies"That was it."look ass-munch we don't have that kind of cash,but we'd love to wipe the floor with you so what else do u want to bet that we can actually pay up on."Well.....There is one thing." he said with a grin.I'll put up my money if u two put up your dignity!" i looked at Cody in amusement."What the crap does that mean? i asked."simple,if u two lose i get to humilate the crap out of u two for a full day!" "you'll basically be my slaves."he said.I chuckled."what kind of humiliation are we talking about?"asked Cody."I'll have to think of it later,but tust me it'll be bad." "well just let us know when u think of it because we're counting the days to being 1oo bucks richer."said Cody.
Anyway the trash talk continued for a couple of days until one day after school the three of us were at my place watching t.v. and some crappy old movie called cobra operation or something like that on video.Anyway it was about these terriost that take over this house and take these two teenagers captive or something like that.As we argued the terrorist tied up the kids and they struggled to get loose."Look at this crap."said Cody."Anybody could get outta that in about 5 seconds and they can't even move." I seconded that."the ropes aren't even tight."Jack once again disagreed with us......I know big surprise there huh people? "You two wouldn't do any better than them, trust me i'm an eagle scout and i've got knots and knowledge that would keep you two twinkie eatin punks squirmin for hours." "i bet u got a merit badge for being the biggest jackass in the scouts Jack." I laughed.But Jack wasn't paying attention to us, he was deep in thought with a light bulb over his head seemingly as it were."That's it." he said."that's what? we asked. "If u two lose to me and my boy i get to tie you both up all day long except when you're doing work for me at my house in between." Ha....You're on" I stated. "and you two will have to wear anything i tell you too!Jack added."Hold on "I said with about 1000 bad wardrobe changes going on in my head."Hey you two said you get out of something like that easy so what difference does it make what u wear?"he asked."A lot" I said.you see cody and i have something else in common folks,since we're a little chubby we don't exactely like showing of our bodies and Jack knew this.
"I'll make u a deal"said Jack."If at anytime you get out of any of my tie-ups you'll be free to go and skip the rest of the days punishment." "so what you're saying is that even if we were to lose to u."said Cody"that if we get loose from even 1 of your tie-ups we walk right then and there....no chores....no other tie-ups...we walk?" "Exactly."said Jack,"and of course you get the money."Cody and i huddled and decided that since the odds of this chump actually beating us were like the cleveland cavs beating the los angeles lakers and since we figured even if we were to lose we could escape this scrawny wimps tie-ups probably on the first one that we would take the bet. Jack informed us that his parents would be away on business that weekend and that we would play the game at his house that morning at 10am. Cody and I told our parents that we might spend the night at Jack's house(just in case we lost)(yeah right) and headed to his house that morning. When we arrived We proceded to crap our pants when Jack introduced us to his 6ft 9 cousin named brad.After putting on our uniforms for good luck and giving each other an emotional pre- game speech we proceded to get our asses whipped in the beginning and make a comeback at the end only to lose by 1 point.By the way Jack didn't even score a point for his team. As soon as the ball went through the hoop on that final basket Cody and i felt the dread and impending doom crawl into our tired and sweat soaked bodies......but the worst was yet to come.
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